social life for the past month

Last week I updated you on my medical condition, this week is all about the exciting life of Pogo.

As far as the holidays went, like I mentioned in a previous blog, on Christmas Eve, my younger sister was in from out of town and her and my mom came over along with Lisa's family, and we played games that evening. Christmas morning we had our traditional Christmas which included all our kids and their families. Being the holidays, I got away from the diet for breakfast so I could have pancakes, scrambled eggs, and bacon. It was goooooooooood. After that we opened gifts. I got a few games, a couple decks of cards, and one of those card shufflers. In the afternoon, we went to Sue's brother's house in Richfield who have a beautiful home, and very roomy, so it didn't feel crowded with the 35 people and two dogs. We also did something different this year over there, instead of drawing names and exchanging gifts, we did a white elephant gift exchange. This was definitely a lot more fun and everybody did a pretty good job of picking out gifts. The general rules for this was everybody drew a number, whoever had number one got to pick any wrapped gift and then whoever was next in line got the choice to open up a wrapped gift, or steal any gift that was already opened. You could only steal twice as far as a gift went and not two times in a row. So there is an advantage to having a higher number, but as we found out you never know sometimes. I was number eight and ended up with this 50 pound crockpot which for some reason nobody wanted to steal, however the weight of the crockpot in the trunk helped on the way home because the roads were slippery.

Thank goodness for football season, I love professional football and fantasy football, unfortunately neither was a good year. Most of you out there probably know that I'm a Bear fan and have been one since 1963. I've seen every game this year and probably only miss one or two games a year. You got to support your team whether they are good or bad. I see a lot of potential for next year but that's been said before. I have a group of Bear fans that come over and watch the game with me, and when not televised locally, I go to Romines on 27 Street and the manager actually sets up my own private room which is close to the bathroom and the front door, plus I'm away from all the smoking. It's nice of him to do this for me since I really can't order any food from their or drinks.

As far as fantasy football goes, I ended up 7-7 and missed the playoffs. For the second year in a row I lost to the same guy twice because of the head coaches, which both years took me out to the playoffs. I do all that research and it came down to the head coaches. So much for superior drafting. I suppose drafting a head coach in the first-round would be an act of desperation.

Just because the Bears did not make the playoffs doesn't mean that we didn't get together to watch a playoff game. So Sunday, we got together for an anti-Packer party, so we had a moral victory and it turned out to be a pretty exciting game. I'm sure most of you out there are mourning due to that overtime loss, but remember a little bit of joy in my life may be worth all the suffering you guys are going through right now. Talk about a cheap shot. Since the Packers are out of the playoffs, we had to go to plan B. for a theme to get together, so we are having an anti-Favre party instead.

I tested out the new handicapped rails leading upstairs. No problem getting up-and-down, in fact the getting up stairs, I haven't been that high since my college days. Just a joke, never did the evil weed, besides my nickname in Dental School was 'PABST", which is probably a better clue of my college life.

After getting up stairs, I tried to use the bowflex, but that ended up being too difficult a procedure, so I am going to plan B., which is getting some dumbbells, and I am talking about weights, not people.

I have also been working on a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle for the past month which is really challenging when you're colorblind plus limited on access to the puzzle, but all I have left is the sky. My next decision will be what I would do with it when I'm done. I hate to go through a months worth of work and then take everything apart which would seem like a waste of a month and a half. Perhaps it can be framed or stored somehow. I've also had a lot of help working on the puzzle with the cats. For while there I spent the first half hour refixing the puzzle and searching for pieces under this server, the stove, and the refrigerator. They are a lot better now.

I am also playing chess online with one of the guys on my softball team, so it's been five days in and only five moves, but we have 30 days to finish the game and he seems to only do it when at work. Boy I must've picked the wrong profession, because this guy has the time to play chess and my son-in-law had time to watch movies and read books while at work, while I was lucky if I got a minute during a nine hour day.

This next part is not really social but it is a necessary and enjoyable part of my day, which is nap time. Now for those of you who don't want to hear about potty talk, you may want to close your eyes when your reading this. As some of you may know, especially the people I have golfed with, that I was blessed with a very strong pump, but a small storage tank, because I don't think there's a single golf course out there, or golf hole that I have not watered. So I have to take my nap just after my last pee, which may give me an hour and a half of a nap. This is what I call rush hour, or flush hour. Everyone knows to get out of the way when I get wheeling towards the little boys room. And if you consider that the only liquid I drink is at the beginning of the day when I drink my 18 to 24 ounces of peroxide and water, I must have one of those hidden springs in my body somewhere. So unlike Cinderella who was awakened by a kiss, I am the one who is awakened by a piss.

Another good thing that is happening is that I am making my diet more flexible and my wife has been finding all these food items that have between zero and 2 g of sugar, so it takes the pressure off of her of making these special diets. In fact yesterday she got back from the store and picked up special organic soups, frozen pizza, a type of noodle, Alfredo sauce, peanut butter, among other things. So it's more like eating normal food without the sugar. Every once in a while I will treat myself. A few days ago we ordered out pizza and had 2 slices, along with the six jalapenos, that came with the pizza.

I also want to give you an update on my kids. Presently, Jesse and Brad are both on semester break from MATC. Jesse is going back to school to become a nurse. Last semester she got straight A's and that was taking anatomy and physiology which are tough courses, but she's always been a hard studier. She had also lost her job at the end of the year, because they needed someone full-time. They liked her a lot there and in fact working part time there was an experiment while she was going to school . She just recently got another job working at Carabas on 76 Street, across the street from The Olive Garden as a waitress, which will give her the flexibility with her school schedule. So if you like good Italian food and are a good tipper then go there and ask for Jesse, if you are lousy tipper and like average Italian food, then go across the street.

Lisa and her family recently got back from their annual family trip to the Bahamas however this year Parker was not in the mood for a vacation. He cried bloody murder on the flights both ways, plus he cried at bedtime, he cried when they tried to go to the beach, he cried when they tried to go to the pool and he basically cried if Lisa wasn't with him. Otherwise, he had a good time. And talk about ironic, they had the same people in front of them both ways on the flight. That had to be one long flight. In fact the first thing that Lisa said when she got back from her trip, was that she needed a vacation.

Brad has been doing very well in school, he is into TV production. in fact, he's been working on his student ops project, which involves him doing a short feature film which will be televised in the springtime. He is the producer, the director, the writer, and the editor, plus he'll be screening numerous actors from the Milwaukee and Chicago area that have shown interest in wanting to be in his film. Considering this course doesn't start till next semester, he is already ahead of the game. He wrote the script over the semester break and today is getting together with the people in charge of the music. So there will be a musical background plus an original score for the show. The kid is really good at this and hopefully someday he'll be famous, and then I can say That's my boy.

POGO